i smell like beef
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porn4ladies:

Road trip. 19 & 22.

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maximumbuttitude:

dirtfiend:

here.

walkings

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transpotter:

androgyny =/= skinny white dfab people with short hair

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gaikudo:

if I was dating someone I’d call them gay every time they showed affection. 

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$28

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#want #

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

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bigcstyle:

Alessandra Mariella

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200gb:

The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.

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DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

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silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

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